Spending a few months to a year in jail?

Losing your good-paying job?

Not being able to GET a job after you’ve been in jail?

Losing respect from your friends and family?

Will it be worth losing EVERYTHING, just because you wanted to miss your curfew with your probation officer to go and get drunk with your friends?

Yeah. You’re a fucking idiot, and I’m embarrassed to be related to you right now. I’m done making excuses for you. You brought this on yourself.

I was wondering why I had gotten suddenly sick while I was running today and was puking for two hours after I got home.

I should pay more attention, because I didn’t notice that the water I was drinking while running and after I got home was yellow with God knows fucking what.

This is the last fucking straw. I’m going to my landlord’s office tomorrow and screaming at everyone there. 

I was 2% away from making all A’s and B’s and getting on the Dean’s list this semester.

I want to cry.

Dudes, seriously? YOU were the ones who dumped ME. Why are you dating duplicates of me now?

Couples can never seem to stay together anymore. Doesn’t matter what they’ve been through; a breakup always seems like the answer when things get rough. Doesn’t matter if you’ve been together for years, or already have a ring on your finger, or have already even bought your wedding dress. Breaking up still happens. I don’t know how two people can devote so much of themselves to each other, and then just walk away because things are getting tough. If they’ve already committed so much, how can they even see a future without the other person? I know that there are some awful instances that will happen, like cheating, but “It just wasn’t working out,” never made any sense to me. I dunno, maybe that’s just the optimist in me. Rough patches can always be worked out, in my opinion.

But I’m gonna make my relationship last. 1500 miles and my occasional doubts about it aren’t going to change that. He’s better to me than all the losers I wasted my time on before. And he’s on the opposite side of the country. That’s saying something.

THE GODDAMN COMPETITION. EVERYONE IS AT EACH OTHER’S THROATS.

Ugh, this is why I want to be a teacher.

Well I do.

Perfect robot boyfriend is perfect.

Not for his looks.

Not for his reputation.

Not because his friends like you.

Not because your friends like him.

Not for the way he used to make you feel.

Not for the hope that he’ll make you feel the same way again.

And never EVER for the thought that after him, you won’t ever have anything better.

As shitty as it is to say, 99.999999999% of the time, once he drops the way he was when you were first with him, it’s not coming back.

I know you’re just as hopeful as I was. But I promise you, this is just preparing you for your next relationship. Obviously you were doing all the right things. Trust me, the reason it always seemed like you were “over-reacting” was because you were giving your all and getting nothing in return. I promise, when someone gives as much as you do, you’ll never worry like you have before ever again. You deserve a lot more than you’ve been getting.

You are both amazing people, but maybe you’re not amazing together. 

But everyone and their freaking dog has been annoying the living hell out of me.

Whatever.